Your Kid's Phone is a Digital Parasite
Raise your hand if you’ve heard of the Brown-headed Cowbird. That’s what I thought. Let me introduce you. Meet the Brown-headed Cowbird, nature's ultimate freeloader. These crafty birds have figured out the perfect scam: why bother with all that tedious nest-building and chick-raising when you can just sneak your eggs into someone else's nursery? The cowbird chick hatches first, grows fastest, and basically becomes the obnoxious kid who eats all the snacks at the birthday party—except in this case, the other kids don't just go hungry, they get booted out entirely. It's a brilliant strategy if you're a cowbird. Not so great if you're literally any other bird species trying to raise your own family. Sound familiar? Because I'm pretty sure smartphones have been taking notes. The Great Displacement Just like cowbirds followed buffalo herds wherever they roamed, smartphones have tagged along with WiFi and cell towers into every corner of our lives. And boy, have ...